I’m sorry folks. That was bad patch for me. I was struggling with a particularly heavy dose of the sads, when a nasty cold jumped the ropes and hit me with a folding chair. Things got a little metaphysical there for a while. I think I saw a few Nazgul in the crowd, and they were cheering for the other guys.
Anyway… We’ll see who’s laughing at SMACKDOWN 2016 when I take back the title in a no-rules casket match! ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!