The battle continues.
Also, if you liked last week’s vote incentive, you can watch me working on it in my latest video and listen to a few ghost stories too!
The battle continues.
Also, if you liked last week’s vote incentive, you can watch me working on it in my latest video and listen to a few ghost stories too!
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Técnico >> Rudo
Técnico fighting for the honor of the fairness in the lucha against a known cheater (and not of the amusing-for-the-public kind) >>> anything else
Besides, the rudo’s storyline already showed he HAS to lose unless Wormius wants to follow through with the rudo’s threats of gutting all of Sark’s women and crushing all his children’s heads.
The poof fool had telegraphed his loss even before starting.
> crushing all his children’s heads.
Just like the Bible says!
Psalm 137:9 Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
sooo… what now? backbreaker over the knee? all that borrowed strength does him no good with a severed spine…
My educated guess is gruesome body damage in any number of technically legal but utterly watch-betwen-eye-covering-fingers violent ways, that will force him to use magic to regenerate, outing him as a cheater.
If I were the one drawing this, it would be a rope toss (it’s not his fault that THIS arena has sharpened stakes instead of ropes!) followed by regeneration, followed by a comeback form Cherek, followed by some highly acrobatic move (c’mon! it’s a técnico) to bring cherek down (I would use “la mística”, just because), ending with Sark holding Cherek in “la de a caballo” (in El Santo’s honor) while remocing his scale.
But I’m not the one writting this, but the one enjoying reading this – we’ll see what Wormius gives us.
In any case, ¡MACHÁCALO, SARK!
Yep, you called it
Gorilla-press the green baboon! Follow up with a Samoan-drop
I’m actually rooting for Sark developing a new move – “the helicopter throw”. You grab the opponent from some appropiate dangling body part and twirl him around like an helicopter before throwing him.
Throw him to the ropes!
(It’s not your fault that instead of ropes you got sharopened stakes, isn’t it?)
1. Gently (but firmly!) hold a Cherek up in the air;
2. Ignore the flailing and the witty banter (such as “Hrah!”, “Hruh!”, and “Rah!”);
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
Heh, look what randomly showed up as a youtube rec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPkR2IuQF28
I would post the “Santo vs las mujeres Vampiro” film, but I’m keeping that one in reserve
Good old late night Telemundo!
Hey, hilariously I found at youtube last evening the full footage of El Santo’s retirement fight. A three-falls, 4-on-4 fight that ended in a massive, hilariously over-the-top brawl.
For Guesticules’ amusement, the rudos team lost the first fall for disqualification because they removed El Solitario’s mask, almost exposing his identity… followed by Solitario (a tecnico) BITING the rudo’s face in revenge (so yes, a tecnico can fight DIRTY)
(yes, I know, all staged and the rudo bladed himself to sell the juice, but that’s not the point).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emB9Kw_A4Z0
(I wouldn’t reccomend that particular fight as a “good fight” to watch, because Santo was 63 and retiring because his health no longer allowed him to fight, and his partner Rory Guerrero was ALREADY retired and came back for the fight so was in even worse shape – meaning neither of them was able to safely make most of their moves – yet they HAD to win that homage fight for obvious reasons… so they made it by the rudos turning the fight into a BLOODY MESS OF A MELEE and losing by triple disqualification, with multiple ring invasions and a confuse free-for-all. But it is interesting for our discusion.)
Rory Guerrero? Any relation to Eddy and Chavo?
By the way, any fight where you are entertained, is a ‘good fight’
Just like any fight, no matter how ‘technical’ things get, where you are not entertained is not a ‘good fight’ (like any match concerning Reigns for the last three long damn years)
His father
re, “good fight”, I meant that this fight is more entertaining if you have context, not very much otherwise.
If you see it without knowing it is the retirement fight of a legend; that on his side is the guy who was his longtime UNDEFEATED partner coming back from retirement (Rori Guerrero); that the guy in the blue mask (Huracán Ramirez) is a) another legend of Mexican wrestling cinema, and b) the guy who was once saved his life when he had a (totally real) heart attack in the ring a year ago;(*) and that the rudos opposing them are the same team that was in the ring when he had his heart attack, and were the most hated (read: profitable) rudos team EVER as “the gous who almost KILLED Santo”… well, if you know all that, then you can hugely enjoy the huge, uncordinated, free-for-all, “oh my god they are not wrestling but crudely tryring to destroy each other” melee. Because they worked Santo’s inhability to wrestle into the actual fight, making a match that covered for it… by having NOBODY wrestle.
But if you get into that one with no context, you get, at the risk of repeating myself, not a wrestling match but an unenjoyable huge, uncordinated, free-for-all, “oh my god they are not wrestling but crudely tryring to destroy each other” melee.
You mean ‘Gory’ then 🙂