Well…. I think I’ll sit down, cross my arms and pout…. I don’t think this dragon knows anything about the Dragon dance…. Didn’t he attend ANY of the required dance classes?
You see the dragon cook book she discovered was called how to serve dragon. Unfortunately, unlike the well renowned book on how to serve man, this book actually does teach you how to become a dragon’s servant rather than how to cook them. It’s simply that the reader may not necessarily know that if they only follow the step by step instructions.
And a petard is much nicer to be hoisted upon than a Picard 😛 (oh, and Spear Shaker was a fucking fraud, a mouthpiece and publicity front for the real author(s))
Going by the size of the dragon’s incisors in panel 2 it looks like Chasta just got a couple of 6 inch fangs inserted into the small of her back. As the Munchkin Coroner said; “She’s not only merely dead she’s really most sincerely dead.”
I believe we all thought the “dragon dance” thing was just cocky bravado. Nope, looks like she really was just that dumb.
See that dragon knows how tasty warrior babes are.
This is undoubtedly a move taught in the dragon-killing dance Chasta mastered. Just get chomped by the dragon and then she’s got it — right?
Well, Miko might hope there’s a backup waiting in the wings. Something with a bit more firepower.
Oops! Farewell Chasta, I guess.
Wonder if the dragon has their innards stoneskinned?
Not sure if it matters. A spear is a REALLY bad choice of weapon for that strategy.
On the other hand, the spear would make for a nice tooth pick.
Eating dragon is glad to eat unexpected pointy snack, first!
Maybe this particular comic series is about somebody other than who we thought it was? (The sidekick is the main protagonist?)
That would be nice, she seems like a cooler character overall
Yes and no. i will surely be the dragon. 🙂
correction: it will surely be the dragon. 🙂
Well, shit.
And she thought they smelled bad on the outside…
Maybe the book was written by some dragon.
Well…. I think I’ll sit down, cross my arms and pout…. I don’t think this dragon knows anything about the Dragon dance…. Didn’t he attend ANY of the required dance classes?
Somebody apparently did not read the script.
As Bilbo Baggins can attest, “never laugh at live dragons”. They’re not dumb.
And have a lousy sense of humour!
The script was BASED on a real life story, but changes were made to better appeal to the intended audience.
MAybe the fuzzy ones are to tickling in the throat..
You see the dragon cook book she discovered was called how to serve dragon. Unfortunately, unlike the well renowned book on how to serve man, this book actually does teach you how to become a dragon’s servant rather than how to cook them. It’s simply that the reader may not necessarily know that if they only follow the step by step instructions.
Why did it have a recipe for dragon balls then?
Because it was actually a recipe for characters from the series dragon ball.
Did I call this or what??
Shakespeare would call this “hoisted on her own petard”.
And a petard is much nicer to be hoisted upon than a Picard 😛 (oh, and Spear Shaker was a fucking fraud, a mouthpiece and publicity front for the real author(s))
Well, here’s hoping Miko doesn’t also get chomped. I have a feeling that this is leading to a rescue by our more familiar band of heroes.
Not sure if that would be better. Some dragons like to collect damsels. Ever play the old game Dragon’s Lair?
Let’s just hope he’s not playing “Defiler Wings”
Well, WIngy here had the first part of the game right
Ooof. Her spear hand’s instantly going limp.
That’s… yeah, she dead.
Going by the size of the dragon’s incisors in panel 2 it looks like Chasta just got a couple of 6 inch fangs inserted into the small of her back. As the Munchkin Coroner said; “She’s not only merely dead she’s really most sincerely dead.”
I believe we all thought the “dragon dance” thing was just cocky bravado. Nope, looks like she really was just that dumb.
not dumb, just uneducated, if you had been taught all your life that that si what is supposed to happen, you wouldn’t doubt it.
Umm… Here’s hoping the dragon think she tastes like goat balls…
Cookie for anyone who gets that!
Let’s hope he doesn’t feel like chewing much.
Well that is going to leave a mark.
Muhahahaha!!! XD
Yeah, she deserved that.
This is what happens when you don’t mash the circle button when it appears on the screen.
God of War taught me that.
Ha ha ha ha ha… okay, I guess that’s not actually funny.
[Muffled screaming]
Welp… she tried.