I don’t know about prudishly disaproving… I think it’s more along the lines of “Oh gods, this is just embarrassing now. First she falls for the old ‘I prepared explosive runes this morning’ and then she puts on the most pathetic attempt at seducing the guards possible. All this from a plan that involved going in naked and alone”
Seriously though, where is she hiding the pommel?… Scratch that, I think I know the answer.
I expect something like “why the hell didn’t you cut off his head the moment they untied your hands”, or maybe “are you out of your mind, touching things your mortal enemies are giving you”.
Worst case, Bree can summon her dagger in her hand and then use flying blades to cut off her own hands and feet (and then bleed to death).
Alternatively, she can impale her guards and drag them towards her to do whatever she might have planned to do when she tried to seduce Buzzard.
Judging on the looks this time she really fucked up.
Or maybe they’re just prudishly disaproving her attempt at seducing the orc? One can only hope!
I don’t know about prudishly disaproving… I think it’s more along the lines of “Oh gods, this is just embarrassing now. First she falls for the old ‘I prepared explosive runes this morning’ and then she puts on the most pathetic attempt at seducing the guards possible. All this from a plan that involved going in naked and alone”
Seriously though, where is she hiding the pommel?… Scratch that, I think I know the answer.
8)
What? Candy corn?
CANDY CORN?!?
NO! Keep it away! Help! HELP! AAAAAHHHH!!!
The corn is delicious… TRY SSSSSOME!
Don’t know who looks more pissed, Moonie, or Kel
8)
It’d be funny if the only reason they’re pissed off is that new girl is the only one with clothes.
Although those clothes looks more like body paint (not counting the cape).
Heh heh 8)
I expect something like “why the hell didn’t you cut off his head the moment they untied your hands”, or maybe “are you out of your mind, touching things your mortal enemies are giving you”.
8)
Universal looks of disapproving from the blade trio.
I wouldn’t doubt the three had a few different approaches. That said, would Dim Door work here?
Worst case, Bree can summon her dagger in her hand and then use flying blades to cut off her own hands and feet (and then bleed to death).
Alternatively, she can impale her guards and drag them towards her to do whatever she might have planned to do when she tried to seduce Buzzard.
Nudge them along with a blade to their my tracks maybe… }:)
What? They would prefer she call on them all the time? Or never admit to having made a mistake and asking for help?
Why would they be happy. Again and again she proves she’s dumb as a bag of hammers. And they’re stuck saving her stupid ass.
Again.
She does take the Jack Burton approach to heroism.
And their plan would have been… what? Go in and slaughter the whole army, on her own?
right now Bree is member of a very exclusive club: those who have received that glare from Moonblade and yet are still alive
Ahhhh! Bree is a harem protagonist. They’re the worst. No wonder Bree has been screwing up.
Serious side-eye from Lassa… Love it.