In retrospect, Poppy is maybe a bit more Irish than Scottish (Macdonald) or Cockney as I first through, that “T’ree hundred an’ farty-seven”…. She is kind of cute though, and at least there are more wood-elf survivors than the handful we see, or were ‘stoned’ back in the High Elf monastery.
Yes, apart having a bit of a good time with Sark (at least he decided not to eat her!), but after which she’s still wearing the Orc ‘slave collar’, most of Bree’s other dealings with the Orcs have involved bondage (admittedly, she likes that), and nearly getting de-gutted (not so much fun), and sister being shot with arrows (ditto). Also, there’s a small matter of she now has no weapons – the million-year-old arrow-head presumably vaporized with the dragon, and Morgana made off with the sword-girls. Only Paige has the other sword, and she’s 357 Orcs away! So, yes, not a great success story! This sounds typical Bree.
Three hundred normal orcs, and seven orcs with digestive problems.
Beat me to that joke
Just a few more and it could have been,
Tree-Fiddy Orcs
As I read the corporal’s dialogue, I’m imagining the voice of Kelly Macdonald.
Yes, Bree, you dealt with orcs before and it was a complete disaster, I remember that arc. And now you don’t even have a weapon.
Now, they need to find out if they are Sark’s people or not
In retrospect, Poppy is maybe a bit more Irish than Scottish (Macdonald) or Cockney as I first through, that “T’ree hundred an’ farty-seven”…. She is kind of cute though, and at least there are more wood-elf survivors than the handful we see, or were ‘stoned’ back in the High Elf monastery.
Yes, apart having a bit of a good time with Sark (at least he decided not to eat her!), but after which she’s still wearing the Orc ‘slave collar’, most of Bree’s other dealings with the Orcs have involved bondage (admittedly, she likes that), and nearly getting de-gutted (not so much fun), and sister being shot with arrows (ditto). Also, there’s a small matter of she now has no weapons – the million-year-old arrow-head presumably vaporized with the dragon, and Morgana made off with the sword-girls. Only Paige has the other sword, and she’s 357 Orcs away! So, yes, not a great success story! This sounds typical Bree.
Yes, Breen has dealt with orcs before, she never said how successful she was in her dealings, but at least she is still alive 😛
And when has she ever had a problem when it came to a lack of weapons?
Hey, at least she solved her orc encounters hitting into snakes. It’s already much better, than it was with jakaali.