I was going to say something about mammaries again (hey, I happen to like boobs), and how they’re to be found only on, er, mammals… but then I realised that this was a naga, so a monster of legend, so inherently aberrant.
I vaguely recall the marilith-demon was based on the naga in fact.
Mandatory fantasy rule #14: everything vaguely humanoid that someone likely would have a fetish for has boobs. Everything. Even if it doesn’t make sense for them to have one.
It’s right after rule #13: women do not need armor coverage if they are attractive. Armor is useless anyway, just being strong enough means you can cut trough steel like paper mache.
Oh, and the next mandatory fantasy rule is: women always wear high heels with everything, all the time. Whether it’s a piss-poor peasant, a woman in armor or a thief who is supposed to have quiet shoes, they wear high heels.
Addendum to rule 14 is armour rating for females is reversed from males. Meaning the less armour worn and skin shown the higher her armour rating. Right now Bree is neigh invulnerable.
Waitaminute. Her shirt didn’t have a cleverage window when she put it on. What, did it magically grow one?
A wizard did it! 8)
It ripped under the pressure.
Then it’s clearly not nearly as strong as suggested here and as you’d need it to be for armor.
A rogue doesn’t need armour, they rely on agility and stealth
It was on backwards.
I was going to say something about mammaries again (hey, I happen to like boobs), and how they’re to be found only on, er, mammals… but then I realised that this was a naga, so a monster of legend, so inherently aberrant.
I vaguely recall the marilith-demon was based on the naga in fact.
Mandatory fantasy rule #14: everything vaguely humanoid that someone likely would have a fetish for has boobs. Everything. Even if it doesn’t make sense for them to have one.
It’s right after rule #13: women do not need armor coverage if they are attractive. Armor is useless anyway, just being strong enough means you can cut trough steel like paper mache.
Oh, and the next mandatory fantasy rule is: women always wear high heels with everything, all the time. Whether it’s a piss-poor peasant, a woman in armor or a thief who is supposed to have quiet shoes, they wear high heels.
Addendum to rule 14 is armour rating for females is reversed from males. Meaning the less armour worn and skin shown the higher her armour rating. Right now Bree is neigh invulnerable.
All demons are closet perverts. Lingerie/bdsm armor protects attractive females by keeping the enemy distracted
-as per that silly manga about the turnip farmer who accidentally kills the hero and possesses his zombified body
She looks ready for the beach as opposed to adventuring.